Sometimes, very rarely, I will come out with something incredibly retarded and extremely fattening like a triple deck sandwich with a french toast in the middle, filled to the brim with scrambled eggs and mushrooms, chicken ham, beef bacon, butter and topped off with 2 toasted bread. I made that yesterday for me and Ashraf and he said it was awesome. I swear to god I eat like a man sometimes. I absolutely hate eating small portions and will eat whatever you put on my plate. How I am still loved by humans is beyond my realm of logic.
I made something similar today for my sister and myself. I did not bother making french toast because I was too damn lazy to crack an egg. It was also a half-assed attempt to make it “less fattening”. Yeah right, who am I kidding.
Let’s move on shall we? Please do take note that I am a complete noob at *cringes* cooking. I will not be held reliable if any of you gain weight after reading this entry.
Go fry yourself some beef bacon!
Using the same pan, add chopped garlic (yay garlic love) ♥
Throw in the mushrooms (canned ones because I am too poor for the fresh types). Add salt, black pepper and fry.
Until you get something like this.You have to brown the mushrooms and cook them really long because they contain a lot of moisture and the cooking shows told me so.
Toast some bread, spread it with this bottle of major love, layer with cheese, chicken ham and mushrooms.
Arrange the beef bacon on top next. Add another slice of cheese and finish it off with another toast.
Eventually, you will get a sandwich that has more calories that I can count even with a calculator.
I figured that since I am going running with Fong Yee next week and there’s a skipping rope lying next to me, it’s not so harmful to eat like a giant “once in a while”. Worst come to worst, if I see that weighing machine going up, I’ll starve and cut down from eating those oh-so-delicious muffins near my workplace. Have a good start at work tomorrow everyone! *virtual hugs and kisses*
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Comments ( 2 )
Your garlic is not chopped fine enough! And that piece of sandwich/deathmeal looks nasty. Like yum-nasty kind of nasty.
ikana added these pithy words on
Feb 01 10 at
11:57 pm
@ikana;
shut up it came from the bottle kind lulz. are u saying the factory machine is lousy?
nadzirah♥ added these pithy words on
Feb 02 10 at
9:24 am
